Stag Profile: Ace

Number 1 in a series of 11.

Coming from a little known village of Durtfest just outside of Norwich, Mr Martin Raymond Alfred Skorge moved to Preston in search of musical fulfilment and flange.

After living with Fran and finding neither, he settled down with Claire to produce an empire of little Aces to look after him in his old age.

Martin enjoys a varied mix of strong ciders and lagers, resulting in him feeling poo-lie the day after and desirus of McDonalds.

He has spent many a night in philosophical discussion with Tim, mainly after a few of his 'Spanish' cigarettes.

A lovely fellow who will be an asset to the Stag team :-)

(Some of the above may not be accurate nor true)