Stag Profile: Gaz

Number 4 in a series of 11.

Gareth Williams hails from the little known Welsh village of Llnfrthrwphchwyr but now resides in London with his lover Bjorn and his poodle Brian.

Gaz has spent countless hazy nights with Tim, discussing major political issues, planning activist marches and deciding if wotsits are better than quavers.

A competitive natured gentleman (who will be seriously challenging for 5th place in the karting), Gareth enjoys a variety of sports including cycling, climbing and getting completely and utterly shit-faced.

A strange boy by all accounts but I guarantee that Mr Williams will be key to the success of the weekend; or he'll be asleep by half eleven, one of the two :-)

Stag Profile: Mick Pick

Number 3 in a series of 11.

Michael 'Jean-Luc' Pickard has been a good friend of Tim for many a drunken year. His travels up and down the country in search of night clubs to 'manage' have resulted in a voracious appetite for booze.

What Mick lacks in direction, he more than makes up for in apathy. Quite simply the easiest going guy you will have the pleasure of meeting; but get a couple of sambuka slammers down his neck and he suddenly becomes Insano Drinking Man :-)

Mick has already expressed a more than healthy interest in the karting on Saturday where he has stated (and I quote) 'I will win!'. This has ensured that he has inadvertently entered himself for one of the Georgie Bonuses available on this event (more details to come).

Mick is a core member of the Old Skool Stags and will be a serious contender for the Last Man Standing trophy.

Stag Profile: Fran

Number 2 in a series of 11.

Christopher Frankin is a man of many talents. Not only can he carry off startling impersonations of royalty and poplier singers but he also has one of the best Bowie voices this side of Garstang.

Kindly giving up his luxuriously decorated house to be the hub of activities for this weekend, Fran loves nothing more than staying home wiping his knob on the curtains whilst listening to his favourite band 'Five'.

Fran currently operates a bedroom timeshare scheme with Timothy (interpret that how you will) and frequently enjoys a cloudy cider or two to while away the evenings.

Potentially a favourite to win the karting on Saturday, Fran shows no fear on the circuit due to the fact that he can't see the apparent danger.

A solid Stag team member who will no doubt make the weekend one to remember.

Stag Profile: Ace

Number 1 in a series of 11.

Coming from a little known village of Durtfest just outside of Norwich, Mr Martin Raymond Alfred Skorge moved to Preston in search of musical fulfilment and flange.

After living with Fran and finding neither, he settled down with Claire to produce an empire of little Aces to look after him in his old age.

Martin enjoys a varied mix of strong ciders and lagers, resulting in him feeling poo-lie the day after and desirus of McDonalds.

He has spent many a night in philosophical discussion with Tim, mainly after a few of his 'Spanish' cigarettes.

A lovely fellow who will be an asset to the Stag team :-)

(Some of the above may not be accurate nor true)